Hide Your Thong

Low-Rise Versions to Make It Easy to Hide Your Thong

There are low rise thongs out there for your hipster jeans. If that doesn't feel right, you can find hipster panties with full coverage in the back, as well. Just make sure your pants are not too tight or see through to disguise any potential panty lines. They're almost as bad as not learning to hide your thong!

Here are a few picks to help you hide your thong:

This Extreme Low Rider Hipster from Victoria's Secret looks like just the thing to cover your assets without showing your undies to the world.

Want something sexier but still pretty low? How about the Fishnet & Lace Brazilian-cut Panty?

As far as thongs go, try the Hollywood Extreme Thong from Fredericks of Hollywood.

Ladies Don't Show Plumber's Crack

For a while, it seemed like everybody thought showing their thong was sexy. Nope. It's not. Hide your thong for sophisticated sex appeal, not sleazy attention seeking.

Pants picks to look sexy--not skeevy

The lowest of the low pants aren't necessary to look good. In fact, unless you're supermodel skinny and have mile-long legs, you probably want to stay away from incredibly low pants, as they tend to accent trouble spots. If showing off your toned abs is your goal, you can do it without showing your thong--or worse--your bottom.

If you do have the hot body to pull off extra low pants, keep reading. We haven't discounted you yet. If you can wear the Volcom Abbreviated Jeans with confidence, you deserve to do it, and do it well. You also deserve tips on how to hide your thong.

The Levi's Slouch Straight 504 jeans are great for those who want to cover their thongs in the back but show off a toned tummy in the front. The waistband's tilted to offer extra coverage.

When sitting down just won't do

If you plan on standing up all night sipping martinis or chugging beers in the corner, you won't have to be as careful about planning out your underwear. Usually, thongs rear their ugly heads when you're sitting more often than when you're just standing around. Please don't sit down--even at a Super Bowl party among "just the guys"--and lean over to reveal 6 inches of bare skin between the waistband of your pants and the band of your thong. Don't laugh; it has been done before. Yes, in public.

Didn't plan ahead for your panties because you expected to stand all night? Are you now finding out that the lowest of your low rise panties are still not quite low enough to hide completely? In a crunch, you can usually fold down the waistband. As long as you don't sit or bend over, no one has to know.