Men's Party Underwear

Whether they’re all that’s going to be seen or you’re the only one who knows what fun is lurking under your jeans, as the holidays approach, you want the perfect men's party underwear to liven up any event.

Men have it lucky when it comes to underwear, because with very few exceptions, they don’t have to try anything on and can be sure of a good fit. This is true even for hardcore fetish wear. Thus, shopping online is virtually worry-free and a lot of time is saved that can be better spent enjoying the party.

If you’re looking for fun boxers that either say the word “party” or are generally festive, like something you’d want to wear Christmas morning with your partner, you might start shopping at Web Undies, which, as you can gather from the name, has a vast selection of underwear in pretty much any pattern you can imagine. Here is just a taste of what’s available:

• Alvin and the Chipmunks
• Borat
• Caddyshack
• Dr. Seuss
• Monty Python
• My Name Is Earl (featuring the Crab Shack)
• Pink Panther
• Pirates of the Caribbean
• Shrek
• South Park
• Star Wars

In short, just about anything funny or silly that may tempt your loins will be here.

What about when the underwear is the main event and you want to make a wild statement? Again, you’ve got a lot to choose from. The selections at Teddy Girl range from jolly novelty to racy fun. Don’t worry about the name; everything you can buy here is very much for the man, so long as he has a lot of confidence and a great sense of humor.

If you’re attending a “formal” party, you have a choice of tuxedo boxers, bikinis and thongs, which can also have tails attached at the back.

For the man who wants to make more of a statement, as well as more friends, there are fire hose, snake and elephant bikinis as well as sexy jockstraps, all designed to draw the eye and possibly the hand, so be prepared. The animal faces are very lively and funny, but the underwear is still sexy.

Want to show off more of the animal inside and get a big laugh? Teddy Girl has a selection of animal G-strings:

• Penguin
• Hung Like a Horse
• Rhino
• Flamingo
• Cock a Doodle Doo
• Bull
• Gator
• Magic Dragon

Of special note is the stork G-string, which has the added feature of being musical. It plays Rock-a-bye Baby, making it a great G-string for a father-to-be to wear when his partner is suffering morning sickness and could do with a big laugh.

If it’s a musical G-string you’re after but you’d care to play a different tune, try the Groucho Marx pouch with the Groucho face, including brows, mustache and glasses, as well as three songs: Frere Jacques, Three Blind Mice and Row, Row, Row Your Boat.

You don’t have to put aside your sense of humor, but if you’re going to wear leather, you should be mostly serious. A good choice of leather underwear can be found in the men’s section at Flirty Lingerie. You can get:

• Studded thongs in either black or hunter green
• Thong with spike details
• Thong with O-ring detail and straps
• Thong with pocket, which is very useful when there is a cash bar
• Strap thong that has a very medieval dungeon look
• Leather and fishnet thong, with or without zipper
• Zipper, snap or lace-up thong
• Chastity thong with O-rings and lock
• G-string in leather and chains
• Thong with O-rings

Other outlets for party underwear include:

• ABC Underwear
• Fresh Pair
• Brief Tales

Finally, if you can’t find exactly what you have in mind, try Custom Creations 4 Men, where you can design your own perfect underwear. There’s no reason why that party in your pants should be anything less than memorable.

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