Sexy Male Costumes

Choosing a Sexy Male Costume

Sexy is a state of mind as much as body. Wearing only a few strategic bits of clothing is not necessarily sexy, even though you have a rock-hard body. Of course, it never hurts! But dressing like a superhero or firefighter is sexy too. A lot of it depends upon whom you are trying to turn on.

Not surprisingly, most of the sexy male costumes you can find in shops or online are based on classic male authority figures. The aforementioned firefighters and superheroes, of course, but also police officers, referees and politicians. Then there are renegades such as gladiators and pirates, which are especially enticing these days because they make you think of Russell Crowe and Johnny Depp, and who doesn’t like that? Ancient warriors are always hot – how about all those incredibly ripped abs in 300? Besides, costumes like that let you carry some awesome (if fake) weaponry too, making it a win-win.

Sexy costumes can also be funny. Whether you’re an Elizabethan gentleman with an extra-special codpiece or a sexy Santa Claus who comes bearing gifts that keep on giving, you can amuse and delight in a number of fun ways.

Shopping for Sexy Male Costumes

One good spot to start your search for the perfect outfit is ABC Underwear. They have a sexy gladiator costume that’s guaranteed to turn heads, and probably stop hearts. It includes a fishnet top designed to look wet from all the sweat and a single arm sleeve, so lots of guns and pecs are on display. You also get a set of shin guards and a battle skirt. Accessorize with a sword, shield and helmet.

ABC also has a barbarian costume which entails a studded collar, faux leather skirt and lace-up cuffs. Add Roman sandals and a sword and shield for maximum impact.

If you want to go skimpier, try the Egyptian God costume. It consists of a sparkly loincloth, headpiece, collar and armbands. They thoughtfully include a G-string.

Buy Costumes has a wide range of sexy costumes for men. You can get lucky on St. Patrick’s Day – or any day – as a slightly naughty leprechaun in a green vest with matching hat, bow tie, suspenders and armband. Pair with snug-fitting trousers or jeans.

At the other extreme, but still really funny, is the Borat “mankini”. Made of Lycra, bright green and not too comfortable, it’s still worth it for the laughs alone – and the chance to really show off that time in the gym.

If you prefer to be a bit more covered but still want to show off some awesome quads, try the Captain Plunder pirate costume. It includes a black and white Lycra lace-up long-sleeved shirt, skin-tight black capri pants and a red and black belt. Accessorize with boots, a tri-corner hat, an eye patch and a sword.

Want to be truly arresting? You can get a police officer costume that is a short-sleeved navy Lycra shirt with a black tie, navy Lycra shorts with a front zipper and belt, police hat and handcuffs.

That sexy Santa can be pretty skimpy. This one is definitely just for private gift-giving. It’s just a pair of red and white velvet boxers with a matching Santa hat. Now that’s “claus” for celebration!

Take your time when hunting down your perfect costume. Whether just a sexy jockstrap or something much more elaborate, there is something out there to fulfill every fantasy.